Hello there!

"Yes, sir?"

"I'd like to have an argument."

"Certainly, sir."

Quoting Monty Python's "ArgumentClinic" to start a blog can only be good luck. Right?

Welcome and make yourself comfortable! Please,take a sit over by the automatic-hot-chocolate-refill-machine. I understandyou're here to violently disagree with me or agree with a certain degree ofdiscomfort? … Hmhmm? *scribbles notes* Well, you've come to the right place. Ifyou'll just give me five seconds to search for my notes I'll tell you what Ican offer.

*five seconds later*

Ah, here it is. Let's see. I can offer you:

- Opinion texts on controversial subjects, andI'll do my best to be as firm on my views as possible to start melting yourbrain right away;

- Reviews of old movies (some of them recycledfrom my old blog, may it rest in peace in the internet graveyard);

- Occasional texts about music and other kindsof art;

- Random rambling rants (try and say thatquickly several times, hmm?)

- And lots more! (We did consider offering a free-kitten bonus, but I'm afraid I've decided to keep them all. Sorry.)

I hope you enjoy your stay here. There's asmall vomit bag over there if you happen to disagree too violently with anythingI say, but you're welcome to spill a bit of it in the comments. In fact, you'remore than welcome to comment about anything you want! But I must warn you, there's a Troll Terminator 3000 in the attic, and I'm sure I can find it if needs be.

And now if you'd like to get started, pleaseturn to your left.

:)